PARIS HILTON HAS SOMETHING TO SAY EVERY DAY THAT SUCKS. THIS TIME SHE'S TALKING TO BLENDER MAGAZINE...

"I'm always playing a character... I'm a brand... This place [Ago in Miami] is so cheesy. Everyone is so cheesy...They say they want a picture, but what they really want is to touch me. I hate it when they touch me...Make sure you let in my camera crew!"