NOTE TO BILL MAHER: YOU'RE STILL AN ASSHOLE FOR WEARING THAT COSTUME EITHER WAY, BUT HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT WEARING A CROCODILE HUNTER COSTUME:

"Stop hassling me about my Halloween costume. Yes, you've seen it on the Internet. I went as the Crocodile Hunter with a bloody stinger in my chest. People who really love animals understand if you get killed by one, chances are you were doing something to it you shouldn't have been. You want me to apologize for making a joke? Who do you think I am, John Kerry?"